I mean, really.
When teachers assign homework, this is what runs through their mind. And I mean, this is verbatim. I can read minds, for your information.
"Alright students, and here is your homework for tonight..."
Ha, suckers. I've got two whole seasons of Lost to get caught up on. While you're suffering through this ten page reading and two hour question sheet, I'll be analyzing the meaning of the smoke monster and agreeing with Jack when he screams "We have to go back!"
"It shouldn't take you too long if you were paying attention to the lecture today..."
Bulllllshit. I don't even know what I'm talking about.
That's about when my mind reading powers shut off. There comes a point where you just can't take anymore torture.
So, dear teachers. I do so refuse to do my homework. If you refuse to actually read what I wrote, I shall write nothing. See, we sassy people make the world go round.
Take it!
-Ayden
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